Saturday 11 August 2012

The Coltsfoot’s revenge


Thinking that a poet should look
(like God)
not just on the outward appearance, but on the heart,
I plucked one golden, soft, defenceless bloom
and sniffed.

Liking the mead-sweet fragrance
I inhaled more deeply
like a connoisseur of fine wines
searching for words to describe the honey bouquet:
words that would shine bright and glossy as petals.

Then I sneezed
and sneezed
and sneezed again.

Not gentle, lady-like sneezes (I never could)
but violent explosions
each pollen speck a bomb
planted inside my skull
shaking my brains
reddening my nose
flooding my eyes
turning my sinuses thick and heavy.

I picture my gravestone:
Died 11th April
Killed by a Coltsfoot.

My last thought:
‘Do bees sneeze?’

Barbara Mearns